To kick off a couple of Sowerby & Luff weeks with excerpts from their new radio breakfast show, here are some more of the best bits from Big Squeezes 68-76.  Relive Brian's tales of the media circus surrounding the publication of his audiobook and Joe Talbot's Fascinating Facts. Plus: being branded by one's father, trying to get Clive Anderson to take his clothes off, and designer vaginas for porn models involved in snowboarding incidents.

Rosie Koonunga-Hill passes the point of no return in the last episode of the present run, as she presents more of the web's funniest songs from Project Sisyphus, Tom Smith, Robert Lund, and Al Phlipp & the Woo Team. Music provided by the PodShow Podsafe Music Network at music.podshow.com. There'll be two special Christmas editions this year, and a new series is currently in production, due to run on Tuesdays from January 20th, 2009.

In this compilation of some of the best bits from Big Squeezes 65-72, Brian and Georgina have an argument and patch things up by doing a show from a nudist beach in Wales, where they discuss pigeons that sing Chicago, King Tutankhamun's penis, and a masturbating walrus. Later, back in the Gay Legs, the conversation turns to sheep shearing by remote control, making paper out of elephant excrement and killing fairies. Just another day at the office, then.

Dr Rabbit and Nursey Lamb discuss sheep cloning and brain surgery.

The very best bits from Big Squeeze episodes 51-56, including poetic spam, Salvation Army PR scams, and why slug and chips will never appear on restaurant menus. Plus Ray Winstone's How Clean is Yer Heist and the burning question: What colour is your toothbrush?

Adrian Ftang presents the final countdown in the Dogs Must Be Carried chart from number 8 to that all-unimportant number 1.  Features parodies of Ringo Starr and Phil Spector, plus original comedy songs.  Some featured tracks can also be found on the Dogs Must Be Carried CD, which is available at iTunes, CD Baby, Amp Camp, and over 2,000 outlets worldwide.  Featuring Eirlys Bellin and Pete Druggery. Visit the website at www.dogsmustbecarried.co.uk for full credits.

The best bits from Big Squeeze episodes 45-50, including the dangers of listening to the show on the London Underground, killing listeners' dogs, preventing the birth of Andrew Lloyd-Webber, and house prices in Hell. Plus tales of furtive fumbling and the dangers of dogging in Stanmore, as opposed to the dangers of dogging with Stan Moore, any mention of whom we would like to point out is entirely coincidental.

Adrian Ftang counts down numbers 14 to 9 in the Dogs Must Be Carried chart.  Features parodies of Pulp, Tom Waits, Radiohead, and Kraftwerk.  Some featured tracks can also be found on the Dogs Must Be Carried CD, which is available at iTunes, CD Baby, Amp Camp, and over 2,000 outlets worldwide.  Featuring Eirlys Bellin, Rob Clyne, Brian Luff, Nick Saalfeld, and Liam J. Stratton.  Special thanks to Hywel Luff.  Production assistance by Wells Park Communications. Visit the website at www.dogsmustbecarried.co.uk for full credits.

Will Franken, still in New York (but only just), takes a longer stroll this episode into a surreal tale of Hispanic morning zoo hosts and copyright infringement. Features music from Creedence Carhorn Revival.

Adrian Ftang counts down numbers 22 to 15 in the Dogs Must Be Carried chart.  Features parodies of Bjork, Kate Bush, and Cliff Richard.  Some featured tracks can also be found on the Dogs Must Be Carried CD, which is available at iTunes, CD Baby, Amp Camp, and over 2,000 outlets worldwide.  Featuring Nick Saalfeld, Liam J. Stratton, and Miriam Turner.  Production assistance by Wells Park Communications. Visit the website at www.dogsmustbecarried.co.uk for full credits.

Brand new bumper edition of the weekly podcast, in which a mucky moose makes love to a car, and a man gets married to a pineapple. Plus, Le Raymonde Le Blanc in an off-licence, and news of a new web site for Sowerby & Luff. Contains strong language and at least half a crate of Aussie Shiraz. This episode is sponsored by Aerial & Satellite Systems Ltd.

This week, Rosie presents a technology-heavy edition of Chickenflaps, with tracks from Tom Smith, Rob Balder, The Gorskys, Graham Holland, and Joshua Grosvent. Music provided by the PodShow Podsafe Music Network at music.podshow.com.

Adrian Ftang counts down numbers 29 to 23 in the Dogs Must Be Carried chart. Features parodies of Wings, Roxy Music, and Liam Lynch, plus some original guff. Some featured tracks can also be found on the Dogs Must Be Carried CD, which is available at iTunes, CD Baby, Amp Camp, and over 2,000 outlets worldwide. Featuring Eirlys Bellin. Special thanks to Andy Booth and Jeremy Wray. Visit the website at www.dogsmustbecarried.co.uk for full credits.

This week, in a slight departure from the usual Big Squeeze format, Brian travels around the UK, meeting local people (all of whom sound vaguely familiar), sampling local tipples and attempting to amass Ten Pairs of Pants...but will he succeed? Don't forget: the original episodes of Ten Pairs of Pants can now be heard in full on our sister podcast Funny 404.

This week's Chickenflaps takes sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll as its subject, and may prove to be difficult listening for 50 Cent, Keith Richards, and Sting, amongst others.  Rosie Koonunga-Hill spins funny tracks from WWIII, Dan Costello, Nice Peter, Worm Quartet, Paul & Storm, and The Spoofinator. All music provided by the PodShow Podsafe Music Network at music.podshow.com.

Adrian Ftang counts down numbers 36 to 30 in the Dogs Must Be Carried chart.  Features parodies of Bob Dylan and Neil Young, plus several original songs.  Some featured tracks can also be found on the Dogs Must Be Carried CD, which is available at iTunes, CD Baby, Amp Camp, and over 2,000 outlets worldwide.  Special thanks to Andy Booth, Hywel Luff, Jeremy Wray, and Julian Young.  Visit the website at www.dogsmustbecarried.co.uk for full credits.

More of the best bits from Sowerby and Luff, from Big Squeeze episodes 29 to 32 and The Rush episodes 16 to 20. This week, Brian bursts a blood vessel or two over out of focus camera work on daytime television and teeth braces. Also featured: whether Colin Blunstone contravenes the Data Protection Act, tanning butlers in Bournemouth, and trying to guess the questions in Trivial Pursuit by revealing the answers. Warning: features a visit to Crouch End's infamous Heavy Metal Tattoo Parlour.

Adrian Ftang counts down numbers 43 to 37 in the Dogs Must Be Carried chart.  Features parodies of The Smiths, T. Rex, The Archies, and The White Stripes.  Some featured tracks can also be found on the Dogs Must Be Carried CD, which is available at iTunes, CD Baby, Amp Camp, and over 2,000 outlets worldwide.  Featuring Eirlys Bellin, Nick Saalfeld, and Liam J. Stratton. Special thanks to Andy Booth, Jeremy Deverall, Hywel Luff, Jeremy Wray, and Julian Young.  Production assistance from Wells Park Communications.  Visit the website at www.dogsmustbecarried.co.uk for full credits.

Things start to become a little more familiar in this, the fourth edition of the best moments from Britain's very own podcasting pioneers, compiled from Big Squeeze episodes 25-28 and episodes 6-15 of The Rush. Topics discussed include cheese smelling weekends, being assaulted by teachers, wanker's doom, oral sex risks for epileptics, and the one thing you can't buy on eBay. And, purely from a compliance perspective, Brian expresses his concern over Georgina's sweetie jar competition...

Rosie Koonunga-Hill serves up more great comedy songs from Josh Woodward, Chub Creek Music, Stuckey & Murray, Derek K. Miller featuring Chris Pirillo & Ponzi, The Killer Kona Buds, and Danny Fong. Music provided by the PodShow Podsafe Music Network at music.podshow.com and by Chub Creek Music at chubcreek.com.

Adrian Ftang counts down numbers 50 to 44 in the Dogs Must Be Carried chart.  Features parodies of Van Morrison and Led Zeppelin, plus original comedy songs.  Some featured tracks can also be found on the Dogs Must Be Carried CD, which is available at iTunes, CD Baby, Amp Camp, and over 2,000 outlets worldwide.  Featuring Eirlys Bellin, Rob Clyne, Nick Saalfeld, Liam J. Stratton, and Miriam Turner. Special thanks to Andy Booth, Jeremy Deverall, and Hywel Luff.  Production assistance from Wells Park Communications.  Visit the website at www.dogsmustbecarried.co.uk for full credits.

Georgina and Brian's latest radio show features two brand new items "The Smell of the Greasepaint" and "Sowerby & Luff's Flight Simulator". Plus a few old favourites including a new season of Name That Bird. Sowerby & Luff on the Radio is on air every Tuesday night at 12 BST. To tune to the live stream go to www.chorley.fm

A tasty selection culled from Big Squeeze episodes 19-24 and The Rush episodes 1-5. Includes Almost Haunted, dressing up dogs, and naming Georgina's gerbil. Also features Brian in bondage, Brian being unable to pronounce certain words and Brian taking exception to a journalist's insistence that he died on his arse during a live show - although not all at the same time.

One of Sowerby & Luff's most memorable guests during their Edinburgh run this summer was comedy songsmith Jay Foreman. After the show, he handed us a copy of his CD 20 Songs, and we immediately asked him to do a Chickenflaps special. And here it is, introduced by the man himself.  Visit www.jayforeman.co.uk for information on how to purchase your own copy, plus live dates and lots more.

Adrian Ftang hosts a countdown of the most popular tracks by Comedy 365's in-house band Dogs Must Be Carried, starting with tracks bubbling under the Top 50.  Includes parodies of Moby, Pet Shop Boys, Placebo, Syd Barrett and The Human League.  Don't forget the Dogs Must Be Carried CD is still available at iTunes, CD Baby, Amp Camp, and over 2,000 outlets worldwide.  Visit the website at www.dogsmustbecarried.co.uk for full credits.

If you're in New York City, you can see Will Franken performing a brand-new 45-minute live set this Saturday, September 20, at The Sidewalk Cafe, 94 Avenue A (at 6th Street). The show starts at 10pm.  If you're anywhere else in the world, feel free to donate or buy merchandise at http://willfranken.com. God bless America!

Brian and Georgina realize that they haven't really thought things through and visit the local Londis store, once to retrace Simon Pegg's footsteps in Shaun of the Dead and a second time in a fruitless attempt to buy an aubergine. Also included: waxing Georgina, Brian's history as a Black and White Minstrel, and details of how you too could ejaculate minty sperm. Warning: contains nudity.