One man's disgusting shorts and dirty t-shirt are another man's tuxedo according to Eric. According to Rachelle, Twitter is for dummies. We still have an account on there anyways.

If there were a Don King for baby fights, Eric would totally be him. Rachelle thinks methheads can clean the apartment better than a Roomba. She's probably right.

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Eric thinks that both Charlie Sheen and John Cryer can go fuck themselves for signing up for another season of "Two and a half men".  Rachelle thinks Eric is  being too angry about the stupid show but agrees with him that whoever is responsible for "Ace Ventura Jr." can suck it.

In this episode Rachelle and our guest Christa discuss the sexiest man alive. Eric tries his best to rein in the gigglefest, fails, and drinks more wine.

Rachelle came back from her retreat on a domestic high and is wanting to make meals all week. Too bad Eric got face-fucked with food on Saturday and is still full. Sometimes things don't work out the way you expect.

Rachelle's going away for the weekend so Eric is only hours away from getting drunk and passing out on delivery pizza in his "indoor clothes" with the menu screen of "The Waterboy" repeating on the TV. Enjoy the show.

Holy Fucking Shitballs!! I know this is the first episode we've put out in 7 days but Rachelle's being all business owner-y and Eric's watching Sarah Palin pornography so get off our backs.

Live from a Vancouver hotel room!!!

Eric and Rachelle are joined by Sean and Jessica for a hotel pizza party. Topics discussed include bacon-flavored everything and killing oneself on the job accidently.

Eric tortures Rachelle by playing some of the worst of Eurovision over the last few years. Shane astounds us with his impressions which are light years ahead of the shitty ones that we do. All we had to do was feed him dinner (again!)

Sjoukje joins us as we discuss the Eurovision Song Contest and what entails in a breastfeeding competition. The Tip Tap Tip consensus: distance

Eric would rather do CPR to Daft Punk than the Bee Gees. Rachelle would rather her clientelle not be cross-dressing armed robbers. Is that too much to ask?

Voter turnout in the last Canadian election seems to be about the same as listener turnout to this show. In short: Shit-tastic!

That being said, Rachelle discusses her brush with the law and Eric's still in a pissy mood because of that fucking chihuahua movie.

Eric & Rachelle discuss Arts fundings and how it pertains to the upcoming Canadian election. However, just when you think it's going to get intellectual, we drop some ball-kicking to bring it back to the level we normally deal with.  That was a close one.

Eric & Rachelle record this episode while waiting for dinner to arrive. It does and the episode continues and we discuss things like British boobs and why dummies have made a movie about a talking chihuahua number one this week.

Jenn from Squidpod joins us and classes up the joint. We discuss torturous workouts and the degradation of grammar and handwriting in Australia.

WEE FUN MAK SHO;;; GUD!!!

Eric & Rachelle go from gutter-talk last episode to pseudo-intellectual wankery in this one. Topics discussed include old-school vs. new-school feminists and assholish things Blockbuster employees do. Like drink prices on ladies night, our pants are also half-off.

Mason joins us and takes our usually PG-13 show into XXX territory. Fortunately, Mason is the only person who understands how Eric can both be disgusted and turned on by Nancy Grace. Rachelle is probably packing her bags right now.

Things must be going pretty good for us as we received our first fan letter. Next thing you know we'll be making outrageous demands on our rider like having a choir of eunuchs sing the Celine Dion version of AC/DC's "You shook me all night". Dare to dream.

Video version of Tip Tap Tip episode 20 that Joel from Squidpod recorded and edited when he came to visit.

If Rachelle's dream of having "Fashion Police" wander the streets of Calgary ever comes to fruition, then Eric is totally done for. Also, SUV does not stand for Sexual Utility Vehicle.

Rachelle gives us more business ideas to chew on like having a third party anonymously mail a turd to someone you don't like for a nominal fee. Eric is in expert negotiator when it comes to hippies in trees. During the day, both are undercover cops posing as students at a local high school.

Despite the fact that Eric is sick and has turned into snot factory, he still shows up to this episode. How's that for dedication? Also, Eric want cyborg monkeys to deal with his recycling. Rachelle wants the homeless wearing "Dr. Octopus" arms to deal with hers.

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Eric makes sweeping generalizations and insults everyone else's music tastes before revealing his taste in music is the worst of all. Rachelle asks trivia and knocks Eric off his "I am the fucking trivia king!" high-horse. The trivia question that should have been asked is, "Was Sean Connery's wife really asking for it?"

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Tip Tap Tip gives you their rundown on the premier of America's Next Top Model. In addition, Eric plays singalong to the new New Kids single "Summertime" while Rachelle watches in awe while eating icing.

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Tip Tap Tip asks late artist Martin Kippenberger "You make nice paintings. What's with the fucking frog?"

Also, political analyst Sean "Diddy" Combs gives us his take on John McCain's choice of running mate. We're convinced.

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Joel from Squidpod joins us. We've resolved our feud and are now podcast BFFs. Feuds seem quite petty when you realize how much Diddy is suffering.

Eric lets us know the secret to his choosing a urinal, movie theatre seat, and bus seat. Rachelle is a lot more easy going when it comes to these things. That's nothing a paintball gun to the mouth wouldn't fix though.

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In this episode Eric & Rachelle discuss their favorite Star Trek moments, insulting complete strangers in online poker, and nun beauty contests. Also, Rachelle wants to become an elf. Seriously.

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Rachelle's sick on the couch with the flu or something so Eric decides to put up an episode regardless.

This episode includes over an hours worth of unedited audio from a few months ago at a bar. See if you recognize any voices. See if you recognize your own. See if you can make it to the end.

New Listeners: Calm the fuck down!!! This episode is not indicative of the regular content. Either listen to previous episodes or wait until the next episode comes out on the weekend.

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Eric thinks that ugly Australian women should moisturize with butter as it may increase their chances. Rachelle wishes she was a homeless sunbather.

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In this extra-sweaty episode Eric & Rachelle discuss Gold vs. Dignity, Glamping, and why Dungeon Masters don't neccesarily make the best debate coaches. Also, Eric discusses his unnatural love of London Drugs. Rachelle rolls her eyes.

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Shane joins us in the Tip Tap Tip "studio" only because we fed him pizza before the show. In return he gives us his take on hotel management and super-powers.

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Eric thinks Jennifer Tilly is smoking hot. Rachelle doesn't get it. Then again, Eric Doesn't get Rachelle's obsession with Colin Firth in riding boots. However, we both agree that cats in costumes are awesome and that piss bottles are gross.

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Eric replaces his stripping with stammering as he draws from a bad Apple User Group experience to explain why he's wary of "podcasting communities". Rachelle again provides the voice of reason. Also, while Daryl from Atomic Suburbia and his dog could handily beat us at any physical challenge, we think we've got him beat in the fucking up of Patrick Swayze songs.

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Eric lost his mind somewhere near the forests of Rocky Mountain House, has come back, and performs a spontaneous striptease.....on this episode. Rachelle provides the commentary because it's an *sigh* audio podcast but you can use your imagination to reenact the horror in your own mind. Also, is Adam Sandler a lost cause? We think so.

UPDATE: We're back but are too tired to record a show tonight. I know, I know. I'm a damn liar. We didn't even record errant squirrel noises while camping. We will definitely be getting you a few shows this week with the first coming at you tomorrow.

But hey, don't fret. You can always get the latest episode from our competition if you've got 345mb free on your hard drive and 2 hours to spare downloading it.

The night before we leave on our camping trip we manage to offend:

     1. People who liked The Dark Knight

     2. Anonymous protesters in Guy Fawkes masks

     3. Other Calgary podcasters

     4. Non-smokers

     5. Squidpod

Maybe it is a good idea to retreat to the woods so we can wait until this blows over.

Next episode will hopefully be recorded from the woods and we'll put it up when we get back on Monday.

If there's one thing Eric doesn't like besides the cleanse, it's camping and things in the woods or water that can eat him. Rachelle wears the pants this time around.

It's day 3 of the cleanse and we can barely stand it anymore. Too bad we kind of cheated and got soy chocolate milk. Eating the Soy jerky was painful though. Seriously Vegans, WTF?!

Seriously, someone give me a hamburger already!

We're going food crazy not even a full day into our cleanse and you get to join in on the fun. And by fun I mean us bitching about whole grains.

Calgary's best podcast welcomes our very first guest host.

In this episode Eric demonstrates the game "Water Bottle Unicorns", Rachelle reads another chapter in her secret diary in which she out-Running Man's her friend, and Guest host Mason forgets to tell us his "accidental boobs" story.

We're cleaning out our innards starting Saturday. Join us. In the meantime, it's all donuts and beer.

Recorded this episode live from the 2008 Calgary Stampede after eating deep-fried everything. It will take a cleanse or three to get back to normal.

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One more thing; By virtue of everything other podcast in Calgary being news broadcast, hockey related; that makes us the best podcast in the city. Prove us wrong.

In this back to regular length episode, Eric & Rachelle discuss David Lee Roth, heart attacks, why 600 Starbucks stores closing isn't big of a deal, and why first world countries are first world countries. Also, we soliciting for reader mail. Any reader mail. We'll read anything at this point. Send us stuff at: info@tiptaptip.com

In this extra short 20-minute episode Eric screws up the recording of an angry call from Squidpod's Joel and Jenn and has to recreate their end of it in post-production. This will go over well. Also, Dmitri The Lover's highly offensive animations and the reaction from Rachelle upon seeing one.

How many lobsters can you fit in your pants, creepy voicemails, and when not to think about friends.