Description:
Neylon
7 Podcasts:
 1. neylon_20080531_1059-238931.mp3 (played 8 times)
2. neylon_20080528_0112-235786.mp3 (played 6 times)
3. neylon_20080429_0113-235675.mp3 (played 10 times)
4. neylon_20080428_0111-235666.mp3 (played 10 times)
5. neylon_20080228_0109-235151.mp3 (played 9 times)
6. neylon_20080101_0101-157572.mp3 (played 7 times)
7. neylon_20080128_0111-157547.mp3 (played 11 times)
Content:
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Neylon - Episode 6 (Season One)
Neylon decides to stop smoking for good. So he enrolls in a boot camp! Too bad it is run by a psycho commando!
Again this episode is very loud and will probably make your ears explode!
Will Neylon stop smoking? What will the commando do? Will the narrator die again!?!
Find out in this episode of Neylon.
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Neylon - Episode 5 (Season One)
Neylon is growing sick of acting on his own show... so he invents a machine to do it for him. He calls it: The Neylon 4000-Tell Machine. The machine seems to work fine but suddenly it crashes and once again Neylon goes insane.
This episode is loud, crazy, and will probably give you a headache ;-) So that's why its my favorite.
Enjoy!
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Neylon - Episode 4 (Season One)
Neylon is feeling very bored so he decides to go for a drive. All is going well... until Boy forgets Neylons smokes.
Things get worse when Neylon finds out that the nearest shops aren't for another 50 miles.
What will happen? Who will be hurt? Will the narrator be shot again?
Find out in this Episode of Neylon.
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Neylon - Episode 3 (Season One)
The continuation of Episode 2. Neylon needs his smokes, but Boy isn't getting them!
What will happen? Who will Neylon kill this time?
Find out now!
P.S. Boy is a mute, that's why you don't hear anyone talk back.
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Neylon - Episode 2 (Season One)
In the first of this two part episode Neylon decides to eat his Special Dolmio chunky cigarette bolognese, but he runs out!!!
Will Boy be able to find some more? Or will this be "the end of the world" as Neylon would put it?
So yeah enjoy.
P.S. I was like 14 or 15 when I made this, so yes... it does sound retarded, but just try to enjoy it.
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Neylon - Theme Tune (Season One) + Introduction
Neylon is a radio show that was created some time back in 2004-2005 (I can't remember the exact date or year) It was mainly just a joke between me and my friends. The show is an exaggeration of my school life (well back then) and is based around the lives of my teachers... Well what I think they do at least. Neylon is the last name of a teacher I had in high school. He was a Media Teacher, (also a pretend English teacher who still taught Media) he liked to smoke a lot, and pretty much didn't give a stuff about what his students were doing. He had a very loud and angry voice and I basically mimicked it and based him as the main character of the show. Neylon deep down is a good person and very lonely one. He also suffers from Psychotic depression, which usually makes him believe his another person or an animal. His best friend (or sidekick) is Boy, a mute child who can not speak but only can be understood by Neylon. Boy is based around one of my friends in real life named Chris, but by contrast he never stops talking.
Terry a.k.a Tezza or Lord Tezza to flithy people and Gozzians, (a Gozzian is a person who lives in the rival town of Gosnells) is based around my principal I had in Kelmscott Senior High School. He is an evil and very old man who runs the school and the suburb of Kelmscott, he is in love with the town and school and calls it "Kelmy". Terry has a very deep and old voice and doesn't really come into the show until the end of Series 1. His catchphrases include: "Kelmy!", "Rah Kelmy!", "You Idiot", "Come into my office", "Gozzian" and "BLAKE!". Tezza also hates his mother. Tezza's voice in this series doesn't give him a real evil sound, but this is later perfected in Series 2.
Also another character introduced later is Terry's slave: Blake. The story of Blake is a very complicated one with a dark past (it's just better not to go there).
Johnny: is another character who comes later into the series and is based around our old PM (John Howard) and yes, the impersonation is bad, and yes it is meant to sound cartoonish. He basically a useless character and is mainly there to be made fun of by Tezza.
The Narrator: is a character who always gets shot. He has annoying voice (very similar to my own) and is hated by everyone. If he doesn't die then something bad will happen anyway. He is later killed off, for good, in Series 2.
Mrs. Terry a.k.a Mother: is a very strange character (aren't they all strange???) who has an obsession with making pies. She hasn't stopped making pies since 1965. She was in the Vietnam War as a female medic, and her whole team was shot down, she somehow managed to get into a kitchen, and as all she could see was a bunch of pies, she started throwing them as ammunition, and screamed the word Pies while doing it. She has a funny voice and stutters on her i's and e's. She usually screams pies but in a very long and very stretched out fashion. Mrs. Terry has multiple personality, her normal one is good but when she gets really angry (like when someone doesn't eat her pies) her bad side comes out. Whenever Terry mentions the word Pies she will automatically be there. Mrs. Terry isn't introduced until Series 2.
Kelmy War Fund Guy a.k.a KWF or Old timely voice: is basically the replacement of the Narrator in Series 1. He basically spends a lot of time talking about the past and the kelmy war and the kelmy war fund. He also thinks that any old technology: i.e. telegramaphone's (does that even exist?) are new. In reality he has a dark side that has yet to be revealed...
The Doctor: Not much is known about this character, his first and last name has yet to be revealed...
Other random characters pop in here and there, such as the Kelmy Hotline: basically it is a robotic voice that runs a dirty phone service, it's number is 0431 731 514 (that's not a real number and yeah it's pretty messed up).
Dj Kelmy is another robotic dj with a robotic voice. Basically only shows up in the Series finale episodes for a few minutes or so.
Cigarette Company Boss: again another character who has not had much revealed about him yet. He may come back in future episdoes.
Most of Series 1 is about Neylon and Boy. Usually the same scenario occurs with Neylon running out of smokes or Boy forgetting his smokes and Neylon going crazy and killing someone, (usually the Narrator) but he has killed Boy in the past but it doesn't matter as they come back every episode. Except for the Narrator who gets killed off for good.
Series 1 has been completed but Series 2 is still in production. Series 2 was recorded on and off between 2006-2007 and its not entirely finished. You will notice an increase in recording quality and voice quality around Series 2 - Episode 7. Usually each series will have 11 episodes with an extra special half hour finale episode (so 12 all up).
Neylon was intended to be 3 Series long but I could make that longer or shorter, just depends. This show is meant to be funny (yes it's retarded and a lot of the characters don't sound good, but in Series 2 this picks up.)
I have included the Theme Tune for Series 1 in this Podcast (as this is just an introduction of the show, and the voice you hear is Neylon). Well anyway thanks for reading all that, and I hope you enjoy Neylon.
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Neylon - Episode 1 (Season One)
Everything is going fine until... Boy breaks Neylon's Cigarette. Mainly just a joke between friends until I actually started putting effort into the episodes much later. The record quality is bad but I didn't have a good microphone at the time.
So enjoy.
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