Description:
Like a douche...for your mind. Ferg and Shelly gather around the mic weekly to offer their take on a variety of topics such as politics, music, movies...you name it. It's nothing if not FRESH!
13 Podcasts:
 1. AF63.mp3 (played 12 times)
2. AF62.mp3 (played 5 times)
3. AF61.mp3 (played 7 times)
4. AF60.mp3 (played 5 times)
5. AF59.mp3 (played 5 times)
6. AF58.mp3 (played 6 times)
7. AF_2007-03-25.mp3 (played 7 times)
8. AF_2007-03-11.mp3 (played 8 times)
9. AF_2007-03-04.mp3 (played 6 times)
10. AF_2006-10-17.mp3 (played 6 times)
11. AF_2006-10-06.mp3 (played 8 times)
12. AF_2006-09-04.mp3 (played 6 times)
13. AF64.mp3 (played 6 times)
Content:
Shelly is Really Coming Back THIS Time
The bad news: we still haven't recorded a new show w/ Shelly.
The good news: you still have time to welcome her back, so call the voice mail, fools!
We're doing the show tomorrow, Saturday 7/12 when we get a chance. Sorry - we actually tried to record a show on Saturday, but big-head, butt-hand woke up and spoiled the fun. We'll do it...you know...sometime...
Say "Welcome Back" to Shelly
Shelly and I are going to be recording a show tonight/tomorrow. If you would like to say welcome back to Shelly, please call our comment line (206) 201-2365, and we'll play it on the program. Don't be alarmed if the outgoing message is some British chick who makes no mention of the show. Just leave a message. Please. Pretty please.
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AirFerg #64: Father's Day Craptacular
Well, it's Father's Day. So what? However, being a father, I think it's time I vented and cleared the air about a few things. Heck, I'll also throw in a few Father's Day songs for your listening enjoyment.
Hey, if you've got a minute, hit the YouTube link below, and give us some feedback.
Links:
• AirFerg on MySpace
• AirFerg on YouTube
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AirFerg #63: Palm Springs Infernal
An impromptu trip to Palm Springs has left me lonely, angry and bored. You, the faithful listener, are, of course, the beneficiary. Tech conferences, crappy hotels, reality TV and girl scouts are all in my sites in this on-location AirFerg.
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AirFerg #62: Chill Pill
Holy crap! I'm not sure if you know this or not, but, as it turns out, February has only 29 days this year. WTF?! I thought I was right on schedule, but I'm actually a couple of days late. It's a good thing the all new, chill, relaxed Ferg is much better equipped to deal with this sort of drama, and that's what this is all about - mellowing out, taking it down a notch, getting my peace on.
CORRECTION: New Voicemail - Please Call
We have a new voicemail number:
206-201-2365 (AFOL).
The number reported earlier was incorrect!
AirFerg Return Date Set
Okay, I failed to get out the two episodes at the end of 2007, but believe me, I have a good excuse. I can't even begin to go into what's going on in my life that caused this delay, but you'll find out when the show returns. There's been some really interesting developments in my personal life, which are going to make things a little crazier still over the next month or so, please, sit tight, and be patient.
AirFerg WILL be back in February, and it will BLOW YOUR MIND.
Quick Update
Sorry for the recent lack of production, folks. Everything is cool here, just super-busy with work and such, and with the holidays rapidly approaching, I'm just up to my ears. I'm still here, though, and still (gradually) working on a new show, but I can't tell you exactly when to expect it, though, it is my hope to get 1 or 2 more shows out before the end of the year.
I want to thank everyone for your continued support, and I'll try to remember to post some stuff here just so you know I haven't gone away for good. I hope all of you had a great Thanksgiving and have a great holiday season.
Peace.
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AirFerg #61: AirFergMart
Looking around the universe, or at least this country, it's amazing to me how many people who appear to be making mad cash selling absolutely crap to people, who I can only assume are complete idiots. That's, primarily, what this episode of AirFerg is about. Beyond that, new music, email, and, well, whatever...
Links:
• Instead
• Fish 'n Flush
• Bell Plantation PB2
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AirFerg #60: Only In California
Up and Down the C to the A! Road rage, Califorinia, life, love and the pursuit of horse-puckie! All new music, and more info on the shakedown on this brand new AirFerg.
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AirFerg #59: All Things Revealed
Well, maybe not all things, but the things you were hoping would be revealed will, hopefully, be revealed in this episode of AirFerg. Aside from that, it's just a bunch of rambling. It's been like 6 months, give me a break. Please enjoy.
Links:
• Tono and the Unforgettable Fire
• Football Blog
Minor Announcement!
Sorry folks, but I haven't had time to give the truly MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT it's due, but, in the meantime, here's a more minor announcement:
As I sit here typing this, I realize that I'm ready to take a dump. This will be my 3rd crap of the day. I don't know when the last time I performed the "trifecta" was, or if I ever even did, but what's particularly interesting is that my caloric intake for the day is around 1200...and i'm a 6'3" male, so, it's not like I'm sitting here "feeding the beast"
Suck on it.
Big Announcement Soon...
If you're a regular listener, I can tell you this: a big announcement is coming soon.
Now, I can't promise you that this announcement will make you happy, but it is, in fact, a big announcement, and that announcement will be in audio on this feed.
Stay tuned...
(PS Thanks for all the well-wishes and support in the off time).
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AirFerg #58: We Could Be Heroes
That's right - it's an all new, super-sized episode of AirFerg all about Super Heroes. We're talking costumes, superpowers, villains and villainy. We hear from some listeners about their very own superpowers, Shelly and I get our own SuperHero theme songs, then, things turn ugly as we address the seedy underbelly of the SuperHero culture.
Very special thanks to Scandalicious Lauren for the topic suggestion. Honestly, we could have done three shows on it, and will almost certainly address it again in the future.
(That's right - no more detailed show notes - suck it)
Coming Soon: You Could Be Heroes
We want YOUR audio submissions for a forthcoming episode of AirFerg.
Take a look deep inside yourself...look at what sets you apart. Look at what characteristics or abilities you possess that might be considered super. Tell us what they are, then, give yourself a superhero name. For example, if your name was Jim and you had the ability to very quickly get ready for action with your lady friend almost immediately after just getting bizzay, your Superhero name might be "reload".
You can submit by emailing an mp3 file to ferg@airferg.com
or by calling our comment line at
206-984-FERG (3374)
Please submit by Saturday, April 7.
Thanks!
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AirFerg #57: AirFerg Music Countdown
Yes, we're recycling material. Suck it. We count down the top 10 AirFerg songs of all time, complete with all new discussion and banter. Yay. I'm not outlining the show, because I want it to be a surprise. If you don't like it, again, suck it.
Links:
• AirFerg Music Page
What's in a Name?
Here's a question that I've been pondering for some time:
Did we make a mistake calling the show "AirFerg" ?
I liked it because it was a nice, short domain that was available, the "air" indicated something radio-esque and the "Ferg" appealed to my narcissistic side. Over time, though, I wonder if we would have found a bigger audience if we had a catchier name, or a name with a bigger draw.
Part of me says, "no", because we've had periods of increased visibility whereby we had large numbers of first-time listeners, and they really didn't "stick" (i.e. most people that hear this show chose to move on for whatever reason), but then part of me says if we had cool name like "PantyCast" or something, we would attract a larger number.
I'm not ready to change the name or anything, was just wondering what other's thoughts were on the matter, and if anyone had any suggestions to what would be a very fitting name for the show - something that encapsulates what the show actually is, as well as being catch for those just browsing lists of shows.
Email me: ferg@airferg.com
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AirFerg #56: The AirFerg Diet
We're talking about diets, dieting, weight loss, weight loss scandals, things that make you gain weight, ways to stay motivated, ways to keep in shape,and all that good crap. Of course, we're both actually on diets right now, so we're also angry, irritable and just generally disagreeable, so suck it.
The good news is that this show is guaranteed to help you lose weight...or gain weight...or stay the same weight. What we're saying is that we're here for you.
Outline:
• A very angry AirFerg
• High priced weight loss counselors
• $2.99 - get real
• Music: The Perfect Snack
• Weight loss counselors cont'd
• Subliminal weight loss assistance
• State by State w/ California Hate
• Mrs. Fields: Nude Baker
• Eating in bed
• 80s Phrase of the Week
• Weight loss counselors cont'd
• Kevin Trudeau: A-hole
• Rokken with Dokken
• It's hard to be a man on a diet
• Ferg's Diet Tips
Links:
• AirFerg on MySpace
• Shelly on MySpace
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AirFerg #55: We Trippin
This show is all about porn, sex, naked ladies, boobs, vaginae an penises. Actually, it's not, we just want to see if those terms bring more people the site. We're actually talking about drugs and how our chemically-created stupor has kept us away from the mics for five months. No - that's not it either. We've decided to take this time to recap where we've been the last five months when we haven't been at home sitting on our collective buttocks. So, come along and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!
PS...We know this one's been a long time coming, so thank you to all of you who stuck around waiting for it!
Outline:
Note: Names of some "locations" have been changed for legal reasons.
• Smisney World - not "HOT"
• Female character harlots
• A dream come true - meeting Ariel.
• Songs from hell
• Watching plants grow
• Music from Smisney's diversification Program
• Rokken with Dokken
• State by State w/ California Hate
• 40 ounces a day
• Sandia Hotel and Casino
• 40 inches a day
• Quality time with the kids
• Bertie Botts Beans
• Ferg's birthday
• 40 virgins a day
• Ferg's household tips
• Assfix
• Local mountains with the in-laws
• The invasion of Casa de Ferg
Links:
• AirFerg on MySpace
• Shelly on MySpace
New Voice Mail Number
Well, you suckers stopped calling, so our K7 number got dropped.
I haven't had time to update the image, but our new number, for those
of you who want to call is:
206-201-2365
The last 4 digits are afol (as in Air Ferg On Line)...it's the best we could do.
We're doing a show soon, so call us.
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Help Us Win the Battle
We are definitely coming back, but while we're gone, we're trying to reach other people who may not have heard of the podcast, and let them get caught up on some of the old material. One of the ways we're doing this is through a huge online Battle of the Bands where AirFerg could actually be performing the famous AirFerg Music you've come to know and love.
UPDATE We fought hard, but we lost the battle. Thank you for your support.
Hackattack
Well, folks, not that we've done anything new here, but if you haven't been able to get to the site, or the feed, or anything...we've been under attack. I think we're close to having things squared away...people...whoever is doing this...why us? I mean, really...are we that threating to your way of life?
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AirFerg Road Rage: The Road to San Francisco
Since I (Ferg) have been on the road a bit, I figured I'd take the show with
me. This is NOT the typical AirFerg episode; just something to tide those of
you over who can't wait for another REAL episode.
Outline:
• Ferg Freakstyle
• Sandwiches, Manwiches
• Asia (the band)
• HD Porn
• Wake me up
• Diet Coke & Mentos
• McCauley Schenker
• Sphincter Bleach
• I'm sicker than you
• I'd rather be masturbating
• Trim that Bush
• When Sitcoms Get Serious
• Little, Yellow, Different
• The Bigotry of Green
• Madonna and Mel
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AirFerg #54: Are Your Ready for some Football?
That's right, now that (American) Football season is in full swing, we've decided it's time to address ALL the hot topics in and around the Football world. It IS American Football, for all of our international listeners,just pretend we're talking about some other (invariably much lamer) sport you choose!
Outline:
• What else? T.O.
• Rokken with Dokken
• Cheerleaders yesterday and today
• Music: Peyton Manning's Over-valued
• Bertie Bott's Beans
• Women in Sports Broadcasting
• Joe Theezeman
• Knife Show
• Oh Hoodie
• State by State w/ California Hate
• Ferg's Football Fantasy
• Eagles Message Board
• Sean, the Angry Irishman
Links:
• AirFerg MySpace Page
• Shelly's MySpace Page
• Eagles Message Board
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AirFerg #53: The UK is A-Okay
I just flew in from London, and boy are my arms tired. We discuss all things English, or at least those things that we find amusing. Grab your biscuits, babies, it's tea time.
Outline:
• British Airplanes, Stewardii and Flight Passengers
• While the cat's away...
• British Accents: Hot
• Ferg meets the Queen
• Don't call me a Muslim
• Londoners: A very polite people
• England's #1 Rap Act: Mumbuggerer
• Where are all the clocks?
• Where shall I put my rubbish?
• Rokken with Dokken
• MiniBrits
• Full on Flavour!
• State to State w/ California Hate
• Little Sausage
• Bertie Botts Beans
• Sean, the Angry Irishman
• Shakespearean Porn
• Things they got right in the UK
Links:
• AirFerg MySpace Page
• Shelly's MySpace Page
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