EMERGENCY!!! EMERGENCY!!! DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!! Due to scheduling conflicts, illnesses, and rock operas, your regularly scheduled episode of AN INNOCENT LOOKING BOOKSTORE will be postponed until next week! Before you naturally start planning your own suicide listeners, rest easy, because here is an all new BOOKS ON FILM to satiate the lust that throbs and pulsates in your ears. 

This month, join Host Bob Rose and his guest Huey Hesson as they gently fall asleep trying not to insult the 1993 action/comedy/sequel ANOTHER STAKEOUT. Also enjoy the angering metaphysical inaccuracies of the film Casper, of which Bob and Huey only really could think of one. ENJOY THIS EMERGENCY EPISODE 6 OF BOOKS ON FILM! 

This week Matt and Bob talk to Comedian Bryan Preston about alchohol abuse, Iron Man 3 SPOILERS, and the psychology of comedians. Matt gets his first block on Twitter, Bob continues his international gay love affair in OK Stupid, and Bryan answers everyone's questions but couldn't remember the lyrics to Common People.

And since it's never too early to be prepared for Halloween, visit our sponsor Bark of the Covenant for all your Sci-Fi and Fantasy themed Dog Costume needs!

This week Matt and Bob talk with Filmmaker Shawn Jones about, you guessed it, MOVIES! Bad movies to be specific. Birdemic 2 to be even more specific! And you'll certainly want to know the specifics of John Bennett getting fingerblasted onstage at the Mondo Baltimore Pity Party! Twitter Lobbyists, Queerstions, an almost traffic-related free Call Out Section, and more!

This week Matt and Bob talk to Photographer and Bring It On Enthusiast, Steve Nicholson aka El Cholso. First Steve tells the truth about the Bring It On incident. Bob and Steve reminisce about working together at Movie Time Video despite the p**n freaks, customer insults, and disturbing video content. Legendary Corespondence updates us on JD at BCMHQ, the curios case of Niclas, and tons of Quearstions!

With John still at the Business Corp retreat, former guest and creator of the "byew", James Turner, steps up to the task of co host this week. But the pressure proves too much as James breaks format, praises Whoopi Goldberg, and then spits beer directly in the face of comedian, Mike Finazzo. Matt eats alone at a "Family" restaurant, James fears for his life on the toilet, and Mike has a dream of a civilized world. A Lord of the Rings themed Saving Throw, listener questions, and James' address gets given out, so drop by and say "Hi" sometime!

This week Matt and Bob talk with comedian and STD collector Nick Mullen. Forget eveything you thought you knew about sexual education cause Nick is gonna give you the real deal. Bob questions whether or nothe can continue to listen to talk radio, there is a letter from John from his Business Corp retreat, and Matt means it when he says 'Goodbye.' 

This week Matt and John are joined by Baltimore comedian and BROS member Mark Miller! Mark explains the underground world of Alt Lit, debuts his Spellcheck Poetry, and even brought hisa own game! Brad sends a message in by carrier pigeon from exile, the manhunt for Davey G begins, and ll your listener submitted questions get answered!

This week Matt and Bob are joined by comedian and fellow podcaster, Christopher Zaleski. Matt is excited to get stabbed, Bob can't handle religious nuts on the radio, and Chris breaks out his Don Imus impersonation! More hate mail gets read, the tables get turned on Bob in OK Stupid, and all of your listener submitted questions are answered!

This month Bob and Matt and joined by BROS member and co-host of AILBS John DeCampos to watch A Sound of Thunder and find out what a blockbuster movie looks like when they run out of money! Ben Kingsley's hair, the incomprehensable "Time Waves", lion framing issues, and tons of pathetic CGI are discussed. A new round of the game "Family f**k Film" and lots of listener submitted questions get answered. ENJOY!

This week Matt and John get a chance to talk with BROS Artistic Director/Dj/Rapper Aran Keating! Aran gets a crash course in AILBS slang, gives out pointers for filming your own p***s, and describes his worst DJ gigs! A new delivery of hate mail gets delivered and Aran answers a bevy of listener submitted questions. ENJOY!

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This week Matt and Bob talk with local filmmaker and actor Rob Zeman. Hear all about how Rob got blacklisted from Hollywood! Hear more hate mail from listeners! Listen for the answers to your questions! Grow your own sex toys! AAAAHHH!!!!!

The gang is all here this week as Matt, John, Bob, and even co-co-host Huey gather around to read a listener email. An email whose content is so shocking you'll just have to listen to find out...cause y'know...sensationalism. ALSO! John has an issue with the sequester, Matt loves Rush Limbaugh, and Huey hurtles everyone into a Colloseum in an alternate dimension in this week's Saving Throw! 

This week Matt and John are joined by BROS member/actor/father Tim Olewnik! They discuss the depressing nature of a robot bartender. Tim teaches everyone about the Kabal which leads into a conversation about the origin of man. Will Matt and Tim be able to escape from the lab of a demented scientist in this week's Saving Throw? Listen and find out!

Matt and Bob settle in for the gayest episode of AILBS to date when make up effects artist, actor, and former gay p**nstar Victor Acord drops by the studio. Victor spares no detail in recollecting his work in the film 'Bears At Work'. Bob dips into the darkest corners of the internet to bring us a new installment of OK Stupid. And Matt has a serious problem with the movie 'Unbreakable'. All this and we will all finally know if Victor thinks John DeCampos is sexy!

This month Bob and Matt are joined by Co-co Host of An Innocent Looking Bookstore and Most 90's Kid, Huey!, to watch the cinematic turd, Fart the Movie! How could farts not be funny? Find out exactly how as they dissect the movie to levels it doesnt even deserve!

This week Matt and John are joined by writer, actor, and BROS member Dave K! They get started by coining a few new terms and then Matt tells the stor of where his laugh came from. Dave K.  tells us about the worst p**n he ever had to review. And special guest James Turner shows up to get yelled at in person for his Rosie Goldberg Whoopi Odonell Game entry. 

This week Matt and Bob and joined by the least special of guests, Tyler Merchant. Matt wants to start a cult, Bob learns about our Lizard overloards, and Tyler defends his "partying" (alcoholism)! Tyler takes the reigns on this week's Saving Throw and Matt threatens to kill a few people, including Whoopi Goldberg. (Duh.) 

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This week Matt, Bob, and John are joined by a slew of special guest to broadcast a LIVE podcast from the Sidebar Tavern to kick off Friends Fest 5! So much audience participation! Pathetic Kickstarter campaigns and Shia Labeouf's acid trip are quickly discussed before the floor was open to the audience and all Hell broke loose. Get updates on past guests, meet new friends, and listen to Matt and John display their ideas of crowd control. A full on Whoopi Goldberg debate breaks out which leads to a public vote to decided the future of the Whoopi Goldberg Experience on the podcast! Listen for the results!

NOTHING IS f**kED this week at AILBS headquarters when Matt and John talk with BROS member and DIY mastermind, Johnny Marra. Its a War of the Johns when John and Johnny respond to the pointed remarks towards the BROS from former guest John Bennett. John and Johnny get stranded on a planet of shit in a round of Saving Throw. And Johnny answers a slew of listener submitted questions, so muppet and puppet dense it almost drove him MAD! Enjoy!

Deep within the Earth's crust Bob has assembled the two biggest haters he has ever known, Matt and Host of Mondo Baltimore John Bennett, to reveal his most diabolical plot to date! OK Stupid. Once the hate ball got rolling nothing was safe from it. What fun we had! Just as things seemed to be going ever so swimmingly, a listener submitted question leads John Bennett to reveal an opinion so abhorent it leaves Matt speechless. And then the Whoopi Golberg Experience revealed even more disturbing opinions upheld by John Bennett. All leading up to one of the most aggressive Call Out portions there ever was. WHAT A FUN TIME!

Upon returning to the AILBS Tower Matt and John reflect on the weekend of MAGFest with nerd-extrordanaires, Tyler Merchant and John Smeltzer. Maybe it was drinking for 3 days but this one is chock full of hate. Everyone agrees that no one cares about the bassist, learn about the king of the weirdos Red Face, and a recap of the BROS costume contest. Will Matt, Tyler, and John survive the dragon dilema in Saving Throw? Does Tyler get too drunk to speak proper English? Listen to find out!

You had a day to recover from New Years so expect no mercy! This week Matt and John reminisce with fellow BROS memeber and Baltimore City Paper's Best Actress of 2012, Danielle Robinette! They kick things off (a-ha) with some sports talk which leads to Mat having a revelation about his childhood. Listen in as John and Danielle realize they grew up in all the same hang outs in Annapolis. DId you ask a question for Danielle? Cause EVERY LAST ONE is answered so saddle up for excitement!

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What better reason than the so-called Apocalypse to have the officially unofficial induction of Barry "Huey" Hesson as a co-co-host. What does this place in the AILBS heirarchy mean for Huey? Apparently having to defend your every action while being shouted at by the rest of the crew, Matt, Bob, and John. Multiple doomsday scenarios are discussed, John tries to develop a unique laugh, Whoopi Goldberg, and much more! 

The Holidays are upon us! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! Oh...you actually enjoy Christmas, ok. Well then, sit down by the fireplace and roast some chestnuts as you listen to Bob, Matt, and special guest Brad Bukowsky talk about the unbeleivably forgettable holiday anomaly that is Survivng Christmas, starring Ben Affleck and James Gandolfini! A movie with no script and tons of credible stars? Its a CHristmas miracle! ENJOY!

Matt and Bob are just pleased as punch to have a delightful conversation with local comedian and improvisor, Kathy Carson. Things start off a little boozey with Matt and Kathy convincing Bob to be an alcoholic for a day. Kathy explains her get drunk quick scheme which then inspires a new diet/suicide plan. Then shit goes flying off the rails when Matt describes a 2 issue comic series that is so NSFW that when you listen to it the FBI puts you on a special list. WHAT FUN! 

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The season is upon us......so to counteract all this jolliness and good cheer Matt and John get together with local actor, gaming enthusiast, and metal guru Phillip Doccolo to declare war on Christmas! The finer points of Satanism are discussed followed by everyone's predictions for the "Apocalyspe" on the 21rst. Rush Limbaugh wants to send your microphone to prison, Matt and Phil barely survive a round of Saving Throw, and much more!

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This week Matt and Bob have a strangely aggressive conversation with local comedian and digital animator Tony Celano. Matt rants about NPR making no sense, Bob loves Gallagher, Tony cooks using his fists, and Huey tries his damnedest to interrupt the show. 

This week Matt and John are on location at Filth House Inc. to have a holiday wind-down with BROS bassist, Tyler Merchant. And like everyone after eating like an a*****e for Thanksgiving, this episode is full of shit. Everyone exchanges a story of shitting themselves, the new segment Saving Throw is chock full of diarrhea, and, serendipitously, this week's sponsor is After Hours Adult Diapers. In non-scatalogical news, Angry Birds Star Wars Jenga is nonsense, old people are eating each other, and the entire Peanuts gang is trapped in limbo for all eternity.

This week at AILBS, Matt and John team up with, City Paper contributer and WYPR corespondent, Matt Kelley to take on a gaunlet of questions. Matt Kelly runs naked with depressed ponies while John awakes to being eaten alive by one. Toss in an impromptu session of Dungeons & Dragons, Rhino p***y and electronic stigmata and you've got yourself a good time!

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Its the second installment of Books on Film! This month Bob and Matt sit down with local filmmaker Clint Kelly to watch the incredibly awkward comedy Rubin and Ed starring Crispin Glover and Howard Hessemen. Listen as we struggle to make any sense out of this buddy comedy between an autistic man-child and a aging salesman with aspergers. There is a rousing round of movie trivia(sponsored by Michael Bay)! Clint ansawers a few listener submitted questions and everyone shares one of their favorite experiences with loud interruptions in a movie theater. 

TRAILER:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5eLYzltZPU

Cripsin Glove on Lettermen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dYjdKbMT_c

This week Matt catches up to Bob and local entertainment wunderkind, Pat Storck, after their fantastical breakfast on the shire(Denny's). Pat pitches his Muppet mash up scripts, Matt "gets" the Butter Cream Gang, and Bob attends a Back to the Future marathon that gets highjacked by a drunk homeless man.

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He's big! He's Dumb! He's Adam! Matt and John welcome MAGFest organizer, video game tester, and the biggest BROS Adam Chase to the program! Matt talks about the Baltimore Breakfast Club, John gets angry at a sandwhich, and Adam surprises us with an impromptu science expirement! We answer tons of listener questions and learn more about each other than any of us cared to know!

Don't forget to vote NO on Question 18C and keep those goddamned molemen under the Earth's crust where they belong!

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This week Matt and Dann welcome guest Rob Lee back to the podcast to ask him about his masturbation and analingus rituals. While Dann is accidentally racist and regails us with his latest trip to the strip club.

It was time to bring some class to this establishment so cellist Zack Branch stopped by to give Matt and JD a lesson in sofistication. Or maybe they all just talk about face tumors and masturbating to unspeakable horrors. Tomatoe? Tomato? Lets call the whole thing depraved.